The Substitute

Here is a blurb I wrote about an evil subsitute that I have right now. And don't say "She is just strict!" Well, that is what I normally say. But trust me, this thing is really really
mean!!!!!!!

So here are my thoughts on The Substitute*

If there is one creature that you deffinatly want to saty away from it is The Subsitute. It strikes when you least expect it, and sometimes you don't even know that you have been victimised! It starts off by locating a teacher. Then it makes the teacher sick or divises a buisness or family trip for the teacher to go on. One way or another it makes a classroom teacherless. And that is when The Subsitute moves in. You walk into your classroom expecting your delightful teacher and then your stomach is driven to a sick impulse as you realize that The Substitute is in your classroom! That is when the beast searches for a victim. It goes for the child with the most fear in it. You don't even have to show that you're afraid. Folds of skin by the creatures elbows actually contain oils that can sense fear! There is no hiding it from The Subsitute!! It never chooses more then two victims a day, but that is enough! Once it has chosen its victim it starts out. The first thing it does is put the victim in a state of mindlessness by asking the child questions that a piece of driftwood could answer. But that is enough to hypnotise the victim. Then The Subsitute goes for the kill. The Substitute will actually suck out your soul!!! And becuase of your mindless state you will not even realize that it is happening. The Substitute sucks the helpless soul through it's beak and then stores it in the extra skin dangling from its neck. This is known as its gobbler. For the rest of the day your soulless body will wander from class to class, lifelessly. At the end of the day, the worst happens. The Subsitute will actually steal your body at the end of the day and keep it warm in the extra skin by its ankles. When it reaches its lair, it procceeds to feed your empty body to its Komodo dragon brotheren. It then empties your soul into a seething cauldren of all the souls from its previous victims. Now you are wondering how no one notices that you are missing. Well that is easily explained. The beast says a simple phrase that puts everyone into a trance that makes them believe that that missing child is still there. This phrase is croaked out in a voice that sound like a dieing lamb. It says, "Be Brilliant"...

*I changed its name to Subsitute because even though it is seething with evil and vile-ness, I did not want to post its name without permisson. And as you can guess, I am not going to ask it. (It just might suck out my soul!!!!)