Here is a blurb I wrote about an evil subsitute that I have right now. And don't say "She is just strict!" Well, that is what I normally say. But trust me, this thing is really really
mean!!!!!!!
So here are my thoughts on The Substitute*
If there is one creature that you deffinatly want to saty away from it is The Subsitute. It strikes when you least expect it, and sometimes you don't even know that you have been victimised! It starts off by locating a teacher. Then it makes the teacher sick or divises a buisness or family trip for the teacher to go on. One way or another it makes a classroom teacherless. And that is when The Subsitute moves in. You walk into your classroom expecting your delightful teacher and then your stomach is driven to a sick impulse as you realize that The Substitute is in your classroom! That is when the beast searches for a victim. It goes for the child with the most fear in it. You don't even have to show that you're afraid. Folds of skin by the creatures elbows actually contain oils that can sense fear! There is no hiding it from The Subsitute!! It never chooses more then two victims a day, but that is enough! Once it has chosen its victim it starts out. The first thing it does is put the victim in a state of mindlessness by asking the child questions that a piece of driftwood could answer. But that is enough to hypnotise the victim. Then The Subsitute goes for the kill. The Substitute will actually suck out your soul!!! And becuase of your mindless state you will not even realize that it is happening. The Substitute sucks the helpless soul through it's beak and then stores it in the extra skin dangling from its neck. This is known as its gobbler. For the rest of the day your soulless body will wander from class to class, lifelessly. At the end of the day, the worst happens. The Subsitute will actually steal your body at the end of the day and keep it warm in the extra skin by its ankles. When it reaches its lair, it procceeds to feed your empty body to its Komodo dragon brotheren. It then empties your soul into a seething cauldren of all the souls from its previous victims. Now you are wondering how no one notices that you are missing. Well that is easily explained. The beast says a simple phrase that puts everyone into a trance that makes them believe that that missing child is still there. This phrase is croaked out in a voice that sound like a dieing lamb. It says, "Be Brilliant"...
*I changed its name to Subsitute because even though it is seething with evil and vile-ness, I did not want to post its name without permisson. And as you can guess, I am not going to ask it. (It just might suck out my soul!!!!)
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Back to School
So the title to this post may be a tad bit misleading. "back to school" hasn't actually started. In fact we still have 13 days of summer vaca counting weekends. But meet the teach night is comming up and I am excited!!! However I am a bit nervouse. I really want to be with my friends. Last year didn't work out so well...I wasn't really in a homeroom with any of my friends. Still, we made it work. Although I feel that as I bonded more with one of my friends I was drifting apart from the other. We are still friends, but not as good as we were...I havn't been to her house at all this summer...Mostly because she was in utah for a month but that is beside the point...And this year since we will be popcorn switching (each kid has a different schedule) I think I will be able to see all of my friends. One of the teachers I am going to have is one my brother had. He is kinda strict but still nice. One of his extra cred things is making a meal from a different time era...He teaches history. Italian Casserole is one of his favs...Mine too!!! Meet the teach night is comming up so I got to get clothes and stuff...I can't wait for school to start!!!!
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Wow...
I havn't written in a long time...Not like anyone reads it...Anyways, school ended in May. It is now June. I can't believe that I am going to go into the 7th grade next year! That is Jr.High! If this school was strictly elemtary, I'd be going to a different school...But I am glad that I am not. Then I wouldn't have any idea if I'd get to see emy friends!!!!
Which reminda me, some of them are moving over the summer. Michell, meghan, sam, and berenice. That really sucks!!!! Sam is so nice and I have known Michell and meghan since 3rd grade! I think marrisa is moving too! I've known her since kindergarten...Although were weren't best friends, we are still friends.
OH! And not only did my dad move us to Avondale, 30 minutes from surprise where my step sibs live, but now Dawn moved again! To queen creak! That is like two hours away! And they got a new phone number. And just my luck, when I finally got her number and tried to call her, she went out of state to califronia to watch her causin graduate highschool! So she just got back and has yet to call me back!!!!! >:( Poo!!!!
Justin is being an A**hole. He is selfish and doesn't care about anyone but himself. Sounds like I am exagerating, but I am not!!!! Whenever he gets mad at us he says stuff like, "I hate you" and "You guys are so stupid!" and latley he has been telling Jenna, my little sister, that she can go rot in hell and that she is a dumbass! But then he fine when he wants me to do something for him. And I am a nice person. So instead of holding it agianst him I do it. Because I am forgiving. And then when we get in a fight and I bring it up that I am always nice to him his excuse is, "Well you don't have to do stuff for me." But the point is that I do because I am nice. And when ever I don't do something for him he always says, "Ok, well you remember that. Next time you need something I am not going to do anything for." And he says that as if I don't do stuff for him more then I do do stuff for him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He makes me so angry with his selfishness!
And he never blames himself for stuff he does wrong! It's either mine, Jenna's or Dad's fault that he did something wrong. And whenever he has a problem he makes sure everyone knows and feels sorry for him. But whenever we have a problem, you know what he says? He says, "Get over it." or "Deal with it." But whenever we rarley say that to him he gets all diffensive as to why he won't get over it. HE NEVER FORGIVES ANYONE FOR ANYTHING! Especially Jenna. When half the time, Jenna forgives him! He holds grudges and that is not good for a person. I hold grudges too...for 5 minuts. but then I get over it and still help that person out when they need it!
ugh...I think he has my phone right now, So I'm going to get it back!!!!!!!
Jess
Which reminda me, some of them are moving over the summer. Michell, meghan, sam, and berenice. That really sucks!!!! Sam is so nice and I have known Michell and meghan since 3rd grade! I think marrisa is moving too! I've known her since kindergarten...Although were weren't best friends, we are still friends.
OH! And not only did my dad move us to Avondale, 30 minutes from surprise where my step sibs live, but now Dawn moved again! To queen creak! That is like two hours away! And they got a new phone number. And just my luck, when I finally got her number and tried to call her, she went out of state to califronia to watch her causin graduate highschool! So she just got back and has yet to call me back!!!!! >:( Poo!!!!
Justin is being an A**hole. He is selfish and doesn't care about anyone but himself. Sounds like I am exagerating, but I am not!!!! Whenever he gets mad at us he says stuff like, "I hate you" and "You guys are so stupid!" and latley he has been telling Jenna, my little sister, that she can go rot in hell and that she is a dumbass! But then he fine when he wants me to do something for him. And I am a nice person. So instead of holding it agianst him I do it. Because I am forgiving. And then when we get in a fight and I bring it up that I am always nice to him his excuse is, "Well you don't have to do stuff for me." But the point is that I do because I am nice. And when ever I don't do something for him he always says, "Ok, well you remember that. Next time you need something I am not going to do anything for." And he says that as if I don't do stuff for him more then I do do stuff for him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He makes me so angry with his selfishness!
And he never blames himself for stuff he does wrong! It's either mine, Jenna's or Dad's fault that he did something wrong. And whenever he has a problem he makes sure everyone knows and feels sorry for him. But whenever we have a problem, you know what he says? He says, "Get over it." or "Deal with it." But whenever we rarley say that to him he gets all diffensive as to why he won't get over it. HE NEVER FORGIVES ANYONE FOR ANYTHING! Especially Jenna. When half the time, Jenna forgives him! He holds grudges and that is not good for a person. I hold grudges too...for 5 minuts. but then I get over it and still help that person out when they need it!
ugh...I think he has my phone right now, So I'm going to get it back!!!!!!!
Jess
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
An Update
Hi...I know that I have not been posting in a while...But I have been really tired after school so I didn't take time to write about my days...It is now week four...So...The last post I posted was on Monday...Week three...Well...
Nothing really exciting happened...Over the last week I mean. We didn't have school last friday, I am done with my narritive in writing...And...I think that is it...
So I will write about today since I am here. There is an epedemic going through our classroom. And it wasn't like the lunch room thing...It is worse! Read ahead to find out...(By the by, today is tuesday, week four.)
Homeroom-I had to take a reading test thing-a-ma-bob...But it passed quickly.
1st hour-Our actually teacher got back. She is nicer then I thought...But I did have to rewrite my final copy of my narrative...I didn't like that..
2nd hour- We worked on functions...So yeah...Just a fun little review game.
Lunch-I am mad at One of my friends!!! She always sit at this other table and she never sits with me! Huh... >:/
Recess-Today was really hot today...I should have gone inside to watch the movie instead...The principal said that we are aloud to do that because of the heat advisory...But that is the time when I talk wit different friends...
3rd hour-We read books and...That is it. That reminds me...I still have some homework...I should really do that..
4th hour-We talked about...Uhh...I forget actually...Oh yeah! We watched a vid and did some vocab..
PEP-It was fun...I didn't talk with some old friends like usual...But we sorted these shapes...Well...Tried too. turns out that I was sorting them wrong...
Specials-We did a boys verses girls thing in music and the girls won!!!!!
By the by, everyone is getting sick!!! And I think I am next! I really hope i do not get sick...So yeah. That was the epedemic thingy...
-Jess
Nothing really exciting happened...Over the last week I mean. We didn't have school last friday, I am done with my narritive in writing...And...I think that is it...
So I will write about today since I am here. There is an epedemic going through our classroom. And it wasn't like the lunch room thing...It is worse! Read ahead to find out...(By the by, today is tuesday, week four.)
Homeroom-I had to take a reading test thing-a-ma-bob...But it passed quickly.
1st hour-Our actually teacher got back. She is nicer then I thought...But I did have to rewrite my final copy of my narrative...I didn't like that..
2nd hour- We worked on functions...So yeah...Just a fun little review game.
Lunch-I am mad at One of my friends!!! She always sit at this other table and she never sits with me! Huh... >:/
Recess-Today was really hot today...I should have gone inside to watch the movie instead...The principal said that we are aloud to do that because of the heat advisory...But that is the time when I talk wit different friends...
3rd hour-We read books and...That is it. That reminds me...I still have some homework...I should really do that..
4th hour-We talked about...Uhh...I forget actually...Oh yeah! We watched a vid and did some vocab..
PEP-It was fun...I didn't talk with some old friends like usual...But we sorted these shapes...Well...Tried too. turns out that I was sorting them wrong...
Specials-We did a boys verses girls thing in music and the girls won!!!!!
By the by, everyone is getting sick!!! And I think I am next! I really hope i do not get sick...So yeah. That was the epedemic thingy...
-Jess
Monday, August 20, 2007
Monday-Week three
Hello!!! I am glad to be able to right again!!! I was going to write some stuff on thursday and Friday..But my Dad doesn't have a computer. He gave it to the step witch in the devorce...But that is another story. Let me quickly catch you up on some important details...I do not know any actually...Well...I started another class today...Read ahead to find out more...
Homeroom-I went in and...Got ready to the other classes..And went on my way..
1st hour-I do not really like writing this year..I didn't like it last year either..All the teacher does is talk about her writing and then she lets us write...We also have to do more then one draft...I would have been publishing...But no! I had to write another draft and then someone els is supossed to edit that again...So I did that. I did not publish as you probly know by now...
2nd hour-I didn't really get a good grade on the math homework...Probably a C or B. A B is not really that bad...But I got 6 wrong out of 24 so I do not really know what that would rank as...And that is all we did. We talked about graphing and prealgerbra...(wich we did on thursday and friday)
Lunch-Was quite. I took this stuffed monkey to school to show one of my friends..You see, he had this monkey and I said that my monkey was better...Nvm...But the monkey did see these kids futer...
Recess-...The monkey told futers...He is a cruel capoochin...
3rd hour-We just read all period...
4th hour-We did this thing with the independent variable and the dependent variable...It was fun. Anways...Yeah
Interventions-This time will now be known as Pep! Pep is a class for...Umm...Kids that think differently then otheres. In a good way! I get to see...5 of my friends in that class!!! 4 of them everyday! It is cool. Today we did this thing..umm...they give you clues and you have to figure out who is who and stuff like that...
Specials-I had music today...We studied the notes and beats and stuff like that.And then I went home....
Homeroom-I went in and...Got ready to the other classes..And went on my way..
1st hour-I do not really like writing this year..I didn't like it last year either..All the teacher does is talk about her writing and then she lets us write...We also have to do more then one draft...I would have been publishing...But no! I had to write another draft and then someone els is supossed to edit that again...So I did that. I did not publish as you probly know by now...
2nd hour-I didn't really get a good grade on the math homework...Probably a C or B. A B is not really that bad...But I got 6 wrong out of 24 so I do not really know what that would rank as...And that is all we did. We talked about graphing and prealgerbra...(wich we did on thursday and friday)
Lunch-Was quite. I took this stuffed monkey to school to show one of my friends..You see, he had this monkey and I said that my monkey was better...Nvm...But the monkey did see these kids futer...
Recess-...The monkey told futers...He is a cruel capoochin...
3rd hour-We just read all period...
4th hour-We did this thing with the independent variable and the dependent variable...It was fun. Anways...Yeah
Interventions-This time will now be known as Pep! Pep is a class for...Umm...Kids that think differently then otheres. In a good way! I get to see...5 of my friends in that class!!! 4 of them everyday! It is cool. Today we did this thing..umm...they give you clues and you have to figure out who is who and stuff like that...
Specials-I had music today...We studied the notes and beats and stuff like that.And then I went home....
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Sorry...
Hi..I a not in the mood to post about my day..I am kinda sad...But I did get a counter so you do not have to sign my guestbook anymore...
-Jessy
-Jessy
Monday, August 13, 2007
Monday-Week Two
Sorry I didn't update my blog on friday...I was just glad that the weekend was there and I just wanted to relaxe...So sorry about that...
Anyways...In reading I got to see who was in my literature study group and what book I got!!!! I guess nothing more exciting happened...But I hope you will read just because you enjoy it!!!
Homeroom-I got there turned in some paper, put my backpack away and got read for the long day ahead...
1st hour-We had a writing test!!! We were supossed to work on our narritives!!! Which reminds me that on...friday or thursday...I found out that we are only aloud to write 5 paragraphs! No less! NO more!!! Huh...I do not like that..But we were supossed to work on those anyways..So we had this writing test and the prompt was to right about what you would do if you could do anything for a day. I said host a radio show...
2nd hour-We did the probem of the day which was kind of tricky...But I figured it out eventually...And we talked about PEMDAS. The order of operation...It wasn't hard..For me anyways. I still remebered it from last year...
Lunch-The mac and cheese was so discusting!!! Normally it has no flavor..So it is not nasty..But this time it had a nasty flavor...Blech! Luckily my friend didn't eat her buger and let me have it...It is good to have friends...
Recess-I hung out with two of my friends...We just talked about things...And then we lined up...
3rd hour-I started reading "Old Yeller" because I keapt forgetting the book I was reading out home...But it is not a problem becaue I am now reading "The True Confessions of Charolett Doyle" It has a good hook...I think I will liek it...
4th hour-We watched another Scientific Method video and then continued to work on our Vocabualry doodles..
INterventions-I tutored some kids in math..Even though the didn't really listen or or pay attention and they just copied off of someone elses answers...Oh well..They can pretend to know it...And then get it wrong on a quize!!! I tried to help!
Specials-I forgot my flute...And we had band...So Mr.Mac just put us on the keyboards...It wasn't really fun..But it did pass the time...And then I went home!
More 2marrow
-Jessy
Anyways...In reading I got to see who was in my literature study group and what book I got!!!! I guess nothing more exciting happened...But I hope you will read just because you enjoy it!!!
Homeroom-I got there turned in some paper, put my backpack away and got read for the long day ahead...
1st hour-We had a writing test!!! We were supossed to work on our narritives!!! Which reminds me that on...friday or thursday...I found out that we are only aloud to write 5 paragraphs! No less! NO more!!! Huh...I do not like that..But we were supossed to work on those anyways..So we had this writing test and the prompt was to right about what you would do if you could do anything for a day. I said host a radio show...
2nd hour-We did the probem of the day which was kind of tricky...But I figured it out eventually...And we talked about PEMDAS. The order of operation...It wasn't hard..For me anyways. I still remebered it from last year...
Lunch-The mac and cheese was so discusting!!! Normally it has no flavor..So it is not nasty..But this time it had a nasty flavor...Blech! Luckily my friend didn't eat her buger and let me have it...It is good to have friends...
Recess-I hung out with two of my friends...We just talked about things...And then we lined up...
3rd hour-I started reading "Old Yeller" because I keapt forgetting the book I was reading out home...But it is not a problem becaue I am now reading "The True Confessions of Charolett Doyle" It has a good hook...I think I will liek it...
4th hour-We watched another Scientific Method video and then continued to work on our Vocabualry doodles..
INterventions-I tutored some kids in math..Even though the didn't really listen or or pay attention and they just copied off of someone elses answers...Oh well..They can pretend to know it...And then get it wrong on a quize!!! I tried to help!
Specials-I forgot my flute...And we had band...So Mr.Mac just put us on the keyboards...It wasn't really fun..But it did pass the time...And then I went home!
More 2marrow
-Jessy
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