The Substitute

Here is a blurb I wrote about an evil subsitute that I have right now. And don't say "She is just strict!" Well, that is what I normally say. But trust me, this thing is really really
mean!!!!!!!

So here are my thoughts on The Substitute*

If there is one creature that you deffinatly want to saty away from it is The Subsitute. It strikes when you least expect it, and sometimes you don't even know that you have been victimised! It starts off by locating a teacher. Then it makes the teacher sick or divises a buisness or family trip for the teacher to go on. One way or another it makes a classroom teacherless. And that is when The Subsitute moves in. You walk into your classroom expecting your delightful teacher and then your stomach is driven to a sick impulse as you realize that The Substitute is in your classroom! That is when the beast searches for a victim. It goes for the child with the most fear in it. You don't even have to show that you're afraid. Folds of skin by the creatures elbows actually contain oils that can sense fear! There is no hiding it from The Subsitute!! It never chooses more then two victims a day, but that is enough! Once it has chosen its victim it starts out. The first thing it does is put the victim in a state of mindlessness by asking the child questions that a piece of driftwood could answer. But that is enough to hypnotise the victim. Then The Subsitute goes for the kill. The Substitute will actually suck out your soul!!! And becuase of your mindless state you will not even realize that it is happening. The Substitute sucks the helpless soul through it's beak and then stores it in the extra skin dangling from its neck. This is known as its gobbler. For the rest of the day your soulless body will wander from class to class, lifelessly. At the end of the day, the worst happens. The Subsitute will actually steal your body at the end of the day and keep it warm in the extra skin by its ankles. When it reaches its lair, it procceeds to feed your empty body to its Komodo dragon brotheren. It then empties your soul into a seething cauldren of all the souls from its previous victims. Now you are wondering how no one notices that you are missing. Well that is easily explained. The beast says a simple phrase that puts everyone into a trance that makes them believe that that missing child is still there. This phrase is croaked out in a voice that sound like a dieing lamb. It says, "Be Brilliant"...

*I changed its name to Subsitute because even though it is seething with evil and vile-ness, I did not want to post its name without permisson. And as you can guess, I am not going to ask it. (It just might suck out my soul!!!!)

Back to School

So the title to this post may be a tad bit misleading. "back to school" hasn't actually started. In fact we still have 13 days of summer vaca counting weekends. But meet the teach night is comming up and I am excited!!! However I am a bit nervouse. I really want to be with my friends. Last year didn't work out so well...I wasn't really in a homeroom with any of my friends. Still, we made it work. Although I feel that as I bonded more with one of my friends I was drifting apart from the other. We are still friends, but not as good as we were...I havn't been to her house at all this summer...Mostly because she was in utah for a month but that is beside the point...And this year since we will be popcorn switching (each kid has a different schedule) I think I will be able to see all of my friends. One of the teachers I am going to have is one my brother had. He is kinda strict but still nice. One of his extra cred things is making a meal from a different time era...He teaches history. Italian Casserole is one of his favs...Mine too!!! Meet the teach night is comming up so I got to get clothes and stuff...I can't wait for school to start!!!!

Wow...

I havn't written in a long time...Not like anyone reads it...Anyways, school ended in May. It is now June. I can't believe that I am going to go into the 7th grade next year! That is Jr.High! If this school was strictly elemtary, I'd be going to a different school...But I am glad that I am not. Then I wouldn't have any idea if I'd get to see emy friends!!!!

Which reminda me, some of them are moving over the summer. Michell, meghan, sam, and berenice. That really sucks!!!! Sam is so nice and I have known Michell and meghan since 3rd grade! I think marrisa is moving too! I've known her since kindergarten...Although were weren't best friends, we are still friends.

OH! And not only did my dad move us to Avondale, 30 minutes from surprise where my step sibs live, but now Dawn moved again! To queen creak! That is like two hours away! And they got a new phone number. And just my luck, when I finally got her number and tried to call her, she went out of state to califronia to watch her causin graduate highschool! So she just got back and has yet to call me back!!!!! >:( Poo!!!!

Justin is being an A**hole. He is selfish and doesn't care about anyone but himself. Sounds like I am exagerating, but I am not!!!! Whenever he gets mad at us he says stuff like, "I hate you" and "You guys are so stupid!" and latley he has been telling Jenna, my little sister, that she can go rot in hell and that she is a dumbass! But then he fine when he wants me to do something for him. And I am a nice person. So instead of holding it agianst him I do it. Because I am forgiving. And then when we get in a fight and I bring it up that I am always nice to him his excuse is, "Well you don't have to do stuff for me." But the point is that I do because I am nice. And when ever I don't do something for him he always says, "Ok, well you remember that. Next time you need something I am not going to do anything for." And he says that as if I don't do stuff for him more then I do do stuff for him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He makes me so angry with his selfishness!

And he never blames himself for stuff he does wrong! It's either mine, Jenna's or Dad's fault that he did something wrong. And whenever he has a problem he makes sure everyone knows and feels sorry for him. But whenever we have a problem, you know what he says? He says, "Get over it." or "Deal with it." But whenever we rarley say that to him he gets all diffensive as to why he won't get over it. HE NEVER FORGIVES ANYONE FOR ANYTHING! Especially Jenna. When half the time, Jenna forgives him! He holds grudges and that is not good for a person. I hold grudges too...for 5 minuts. but then I get over it and still help that person out when they need it!

ugh...I think he has my phone right now, So I'm going to get it back!!!!!!!

Jess